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Socially More about me: I was born a humble barn cat and was adopted by a nice family. Looking for that special someone who doesn’t mind a farm boy-turned-gentleman, who also chews his toes and loves his mom. I’m willing to give anyone a chance, but if you’re not interested in bathing me while I sunbathe, giving me dibs on all incoming boxes and letting me go in the fresh litter box first, DO NOT APPLY. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries.13-year-old female Seeking a nap Spay/Neuter status: SPAYED Body type: Ample Breed: I don’t want to breed. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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These tips are for the quirkyalones who want to get quirkyalone together. Business coach Tara Gentile got insanely lucky and met her current beau on the first OKCupid date.

You're wondering, how do I find someone who is a match for me without spending my life hacking the OKCupid algorithm? In honor of International Quirkyalone Day which is coming up on February 14 (a celebration of love whether you are single or coupled), here are 10 things to include in a quirkyalone online dating profile. Exposing your quirks is the secret path to finding true love. Share your geeky weird passions or whatever makes you different.

“I have always winced at the thought of online dating… After being thoroughly disappointed in the trashy local nightlife, I have come to the conclusion that meeting people here might not be the worst idea.

So, here goes…Despite being very busy (aren’t we all?

But, even a short paragraph alone can communicate that a woman is much smarter and more interesting than most. I encourage playing with children and learning a second language.

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